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Brill Prank Evs!

28 Apr

We did a video. Beattie doesn’t like it.

Turkey: More Than Meat

23 Apr

Merhaba!

Just wanted to let you guys know that Beattie is going to be on the tele tonight as a posh lesbian dj living with David Haig (typecast). It’s called ‘The Wright Way’, it’s written by Ben Elton and it’s on BBC1 tonight at 10:35. Watch it!

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We can’t watch it, because we’re on hol- we mean a writing retreat in Turkey! Here are some of our favourite snaps so far…

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Favourite phrases from the hol- writing retreat are:

Camille: Deniz urunlerine alerjim var. I’m allergic to shellfish.

Beattie: Beni sadece seks icin kullaniyorsun. You’re just using me for sex.

Rose: Hey, Spice Girls, you like cheese? Hey, buy my cheese English girls.

Brighton Fringe! Birghton Finge! Bsifhton Fange!

5 Apr

Oh.Hello.

We’re doing the Brighton Fringe in May with our brand new show Birthday Girls: 2053. It’s basically a show about the future.We know you’ll like it.

Why don’t you come and see us? Make a day of it. Have some fish and chips. Bring your kids (don’t bring your kids).

All the information you will need is here.

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Life of a Writer: Retreat

2 Apr

Oh hey fellas.

‘Cos we are trying to write an Edinburgh show we need to vacate London sometimes and go on hol- I mean ‘Writing Retreats’ to nice places where we do lots of work and also eat loads and drink wine.

Here is a documentation of what usually happens…

THAT’S WHAT MAKES YOU BIRTHDAY GIRLS…

26 Mar

Hey birthday bitches

Camille was on Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway on…Saturday.

What direction do you think this will go in?

‘One way, or another’…you’re gonna like it.

Don’t go ‘crazy, crazy, crazy’… if it won’t load fast enough.

Can Camille turn both left and right? No, she can only go in…

Beattie and Rose say ‘that’s what makes her beautiful’.

Birthday Girls: Comedy Party

16 Mar

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Oh hey boyz and gyalz. Remember that Birthday Girls: Comedy Party is happening this morning 18th March at the Wilmington Arms. All these bloody guys are playing

Joe Lycett – 8 Out Of 10 Cats, Nevermind the Buzzcocks, Celebrity Juice and many more TV shows. He’s on TV.

Lou Sanders – Names as one of the top comic’s to watch out for in The Sun, TimeOut, London is Funny, Fest Magazine and Dave TV.

Max & Ivan – ‘Hugely ambitious and impressive’ – The Guardian

Mae Martin – Mae is Canadian. She won “Best International Performer” at the Brighton Fringe. She’s also from Canada and is Canadian.

Dog Eared Collective – ‘A hilarious hour of fast-paced comedy’ – The Sunday Times

Why would you not come?

Free cake

Unfree tickets (£6)

Doors 7.30pm

The Wilmington Arms, 69 Rosebery Avenue, London

First. Gig. Ever.

16 Mar

We’re really excited to bring you footage of our first ever gig, including exclusive backstage access and behind the scenes drama. Next stop, Wembley.