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I LOVE EMAILS!
22 OctEveryone loves emails right? RIGHT?! Well that’s good, because we set up a new Mailing List. It’s true! You can actually get an email from us. It will probably be whenever Beattie remembers/ is shouted at, and that will probably be less than once a month, but they will look really great and will tell you about gigs and stuff or maybe just have cyber treats in them. Visual cyber treats.
SIGN UP NOW! CLICK HERE! ON THE WORD ‘HERE’!
HO! WE’RE BACK!
23 Sep
Feeding Time
Hey guys,
We’ve had a little break of late. We did the Edinburgh festival and it drained us of most of our life force, so we took a little comedy nap.
The good news is that now we’re back home in stinky old London and we have eaten enough food to sustain us for the winter. This means we will be doing some comedy shows, or ‘gigs’, which is great news for those people who missed the Edinburgh festival, because we will be doing our AMAZING show Birthday Girls: 2053 at the following places:
Saturday 28th September, The Globe Inn, Glossop: TICKETS PLEASE
Sunday 29th September, The Frog and Bucket, Manchester: PRETTY PLEASE!
Thursday 10th October, The Camden Head, Camden
Sunday 20th October, The Pleasance, Islington: HO LORDY!
So get yourself down to a gig mates! We need you to come.
xxxx
R.I.P The Wilmington Arms!
18 JulOk. It’s a pub so it can’t technically die, it can only close down. And ok, it isn’t even closing down, it’s just turning into a gastro pub, but still, IT’S A SAD DAY.
The Wilmo is the place we did our first ever gig in London. It’s where we learned how sweet the sound of laughter can be, and also how soul-destroying the sound of silence. It’s the best grotty back room of a pub we’ve ever played in.
To give comedy’s premier venue a right good send off, we’re doing one last gig with some of our favourite acts that have graced our residencies there to give it a right good send off before they paint it pastel colours, put in the distressed mirrors and start serving trios of mini-burgers.
YOU HAVE TO COME!
THE FINAL EVER BIRTHDAY GIRLS COMEDY PARTY is on 23rd July at 8pm.
It features all these amazing people:
TOM ALLEN
DANIEL RIGBY
MAX AND IVAN
DAN COOK
ELEANOR THOM
ELLIE WHITE
MAE MARTIN
And us, BIRTHDAY GIRLS, obvs.
OMFG! ALL THESE PEOPLE FOR £7 ONLY!
Come along and have a laugh and eat some cake and say goodbye to the Wilmo!
No pressure but you will literally never get another chance.
See you there mates!
Turkey: More Than Meat
23 AprMerhaba!
Just wanted to let you guys know that Beattie is going to be on the tele tonight as a posh lesbian dj living with David Haig (typecast). It’s called ‘The Wright Way’, it’s written by Ben Elton and it’s on BBC1 tonight at 10:35. Watch it!
We can’t watch it, because we’re on hol- we mean a writing retreat in Turkey! Here are some of our favourite snaps so far…
Favourite phrases from the hol- writing retreat are:
Camille: Deniz urunlerine alerjim var. I’m allergic to shellfish.
Beattie: Beni sadece seks icin kullaniyorsun. You’re just using me for sex.
Rose: Hey, Spice Girls, you like cheese? Hey, buy my cheese English girls.
Brighton Fringe! Birghton Finge! Bsifhton Fange!
5 AprOh.Hello.
We’re doing the Brighton Fringe in May with our brand new show Birthday Girls: 2053. It’s basically a show about the future.We know you’ll like it.
Why don’t you come and see us? Make a day of it. Have some fish and chips. Bring your kids (don’t bring your kids).
All the information you will need is here.
Life of a Writer: Retreat
2 AprOh hey fellas.
‘Cos we are trying to write an Edinburgh show we need to vacate London sometimes and go on hol- I mean ‘Writing Retreats’ to nice places where we do lots of work and also eat loads and drink wine.
Here is a documentation of what usually happens…
THAT’S WHAT MAKES YOU BIRTHDAY GIRLS…
26 MarHey birthday bitches
Camille was on Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway on…Saturday.
What direction do you think this will go in?
‘One way, or another’…you’re gonna like it.
Don’t go ‘crazy, crazy, crazy’… if it won’t load fast enough.
Can Camille turn both left and right? No, she can only go in…
Beattie and Rose say ‘that’s what makes her beautiful’.
Birthday Girls: Comedy Party
16 Mar
Oh hey boyz and gyalz. Remember that Birthday Girls: Comedy Party is happening this morning 18th March at the Wilmington Arms. All these bloody guys are playing
Joe Lycett – 8 Out Of 10 Cats, Nevermind the Buzzcocks, Celebrity Juice and many more TV shows. He’s on TV.
Lou Sanders – Names as one of the top comic’s to watch out for in The Sun, TimeOut, London is Funny, Fest Magazine and Dave TV.
Max & Ivan – ‘Hugely ambitious and impressive’ – The Guardian
Mae Martin – Mae is Canadian. She won “Best International Performer” at the Brighton Fringe. She’s also from Canada and is Canadian.
Dog Eared Collective – ‘A hilarious hour of fast-paced comedy’ – The Sunday Times
Why would you not come?
Free cake
Unfree tickets (£6)
Doors 7.30pm
The Wilmington Arms, 69 Rosebery Avenue, London
Birthday Girls 
