Tag Archives: camille ucan

Brill Prank Evs!

28 Apr

We did a video. Beattie doesn’t like it.

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Turkey: More Than Meat

23 Apr

Merhaba!

Just wanted to let you guys know that Beattie is going to be on the tele tonight as a posh lesbian dj living with David Haig (typecast). It’s called ‘The Wright Way’, it’s written by Ben Elton and it’s on BBC1 tonight at 10:35. Watch it!

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We can’t watch it, because we’re on hol- we mean a writing retreat in Turkey! Here are some of our favourite snaps so far…

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Favourite phrases from the hol- writing retreat are:

Camille: Deniz urunlerine alerjim var. I’m allergic to shellfish.

Beattie: Beni sadece seks icin kullaniyorsun. You’re just using me for sex.

Rose: Hey, Spice Girls, you like cheese? Hey, buy my cheese English girls.

Brighton Fringe! Birghton Finge! Bsifhton Fange!

5 Apr

Oh.Hello.

We’re doing the Brighton Fringe in May with our brand new show Birthday Girls: 2053. It’s basically a show about the future.We know you’ll like it.

Why don’t you come and see us? Make a day of it. Have some fish and chips. Bring your kids (don’t bring your kids).

All the information you will need is here.

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Life of a Writer: Retreat

2 Apr

Oh hey fellas.

‘Cos we are trying to write an Edinburgh show we need to vacate London sometimes and go on hol- I mean ‘Writing Retreats’ to nice places where we do lots of work and also eat loads and drink wine.

Here is a documentation of what usually happens…