TOTALLY BLOATALLY: A VALENTINE’S TREAT

14 Feb

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

A poem:

ROSES ARE…. IN BIRTHDAY GIRLS AND THE NEW SKY TRAILER FOR MR. SLOANE!

Do celebrate this day of shallow advertising, dead-faced teddy bears and loveless cheap chocolate we post a trailer to warm your heart.

Here’s our lovely Rose being bloated and funny in a scene with Nick Frost and Olivia Colman.

 

Love from

Your three secret admirers xxx

 

NEW YEAR (ISH), NEW FILM (SHORT)

23 Jan
Valentine

Happy kind of nearly the end of January! Hasn’t it been DEPRESSING? No. No? WHY NOT? Because we have been eating cake and drinking gin and putting off our new year’s resolutions till the middle of the year dummies.

That pic is a still from a short film we did called Valentine, directed by the uber-cool and talented Kate Herron with Rob Savage DOP’ing the shit out of it.

It’s on at the London Comedy Film Festival this Sunday with a load of other shorts and you can get tix and info by clicking HERE.

WHAAAAT? It’s on at the cinema at 11am on a SUNDAY morning? Chill out guys. It’s just like being locked in at school over night. It will feel wrong and bad and exciting and dangerous and ultimately we’ll all feel glad we experienced it.

Here’s a link to an interview Kate did for Shooting People about the film and other bits…CLICK ME!

Hope to see you there!

P.S. We are doing a new material night VERY soon! INFO HERE!

A Video For You

26 Nov

Here is a short video of a sketch that we filmed with help from a man called Tom Levigne. Hope you like it!

Also remember to come to our gig on Thursday the 28th of November at the Kings Place! (details in last post)

 

BIRTHDAY GIRLS: COMEDY PARTY!

6 Nov

HO LORDY, we’re doing a really good comedy night guys. It’s on the 28th of November at The Kings Place! It’s going to be us, some good comedy friends and us, the kings place, comedy, friends, us and some great comedy and good times. GUESS WHO’S ON! (not really I’m going to write it down now):

JOE LYCETT

(Smouldering)

MAE MARTIN

(Gesturing)

BEASTS

(Posing(?))

GINGER AND BLACK

(I’ve run out… of verbs)

US – BIRTHDAY GIRLS (US)

So come on down.

It’s at the Kings Place.

Don’t miss out.

BOOK TICKETS!

Hello-ween

29 Oct

hEy FArTHoooooleS!

It’s Halloween on thursday and we made a funky-fresh video to celebrate. Why don’t you watch it then?

I LOVE EMAILS!

22 Oct

Everyone loves emails right? RIGHT?! Well that’s good, because we set up a new Mailing List. It’s true! You can actually get an email from us. It will probably be whenever Beattie remembers/ is shouted at, and that will probably be less than once a month, but they will look really great and will tell you about gigs and stuff or maybe just have cyber treats in them. Visual cyber treats.

SIGN UP NOW! CLICK HERE! ON THE WORD ‘HERE’!

HO! WE’RE BACK!

23 Sep
Feeding Time

Feeding Time

Hey guys,

We’ve had a little break of late. We did the Edinburgh festival and it drained us of most of our life force, so we took a little comedy nap.

The good news is that now we’re back home in stinky old London and we have eaten enough food to sustain us for the winter. This means we will be doing some comedy shows, or ‘gigs’, which is great news for those people who missed the Edinburgh festival, because we will be doing our AMAZING show Birthday Girls: 2053 at the following places:

Saturday 28th September, The Globe Inn, Glossop:  TICKETS PLEASE

Sunday 29th September, The Frog and Bucket, Manchester: PRETTY PLEASE!

Thursday 10th October, The Camden Head, Camden

Sunday 20th October, The Pleasance, Islington:  HO LORDY!

So get yourself down to a gig mates! We need you to come.

xxxx